February 2012
42 posts
Feb 29th
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WatchWatch
thatsmoderatelyraven: gossipgran: kanyevvest: GIRL YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF WHAT GUYS DON’T WANT IN GIRLS oH MY GOD i swear to god if i ever have a 12 year old who cusses and turns out to be a skank i will fucking murder her but not literally just hypothetically  wow this makes me want 2 date her peace out bitch Guys only like girls who can have sex and recite the constitution. 
Feb 23rd
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MY LIFE IS RUINED.
discoverthebeautyinside: BATH AND BODY WORKS ARENT SELLING MY FROSTED CUPCAKE CANDLE. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? THERES ONLY A LITTLE LEFT. fml. people are dying kylie. 
Feb 23rd
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I should have instagrammed my nudes
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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I really really want the digital polaroid camera...
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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i took her for sushi she wanted to fuck
Feb 21st
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I hardcore identified with khloè last night. you just try to make a sex dungeon and your man is all “too tired”
Feb 21st
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should i eat cousin vinnys pizza or burger king or tacos?
Feb 17th
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Listenk1ss: I’m so uncomfortable 
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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zz4: ineedtogetpaid: i hate being so skinny cause I’m literally always freezing and always wearing a jacket same except im morbidly obese
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
“I’ve heard that you’ve settled down, that you’ve found a girl, and your married...”
– 14 year olds (via whatafuckinfamilypicture)
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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would i have rather seen that concert than had sex? nope.
Feb 7th
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
Feb 5th
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“You sound like you’re on the crazy juice”
– YEP! YOLO
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: I can’t wait till I get surgery to remove my emotions so I don’t have feelings or care about anyone anymore.
Feb 1st
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im literally sure no one reads my blog
DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE YOLO
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
67 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
“for sarah rankin, babies are an easy target” well no shit, babies are an easy target for everyone, theyre fucking infants. 
Jan 31st
yamagrrrl: In Japanese, there is a word “mujo (無常)”. It means that nothing lasts forever. Everything born into this world changes and will ultimately disappear. Human beings have no power in the face of the greater forces of nature. There is nothing eternal or immutable on which we can rely.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via loveyourchaos)
Jan 31st
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